I love this story! It's the story of 'Frankie'... who the college
coach wanted ever so badly to have on his team.
But there was a small problem.
And the problem was that Frankie was none to bright! And while
the Chancellor of the University was prepared to make allowances
about the academic entrance standards, even he had to draw the
line somewhere.
So they agreed on a most unusual solution to the problem.
This speech is really fun! It gets a huge laugh and a cheer!
And in a marvellously humorous way it allows you to tell your
team that they really and truly deserve their success!