| Wedding
Quotes |
| Thoughts
of the Day |
|
Follow
your own heart, ... Not others.
All's
fair in love and war.
Francis
Edward Smedley
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| Too
Many Words |
| A
husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men,
showed her a study which indicated that men use about 15,000
words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought
about this, then told her husband that women use twice as
many words as men because they have to repeat everything they
say. Looking stunned, he said, "What?"
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| Did
You Know ... |
|
Cupid
was the Roman God of Love, usually identified with his Greek
equivalent Eros, hence our word erotic.
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| Things
that make you go Hmmm.... |
| Why
is it that when you talk to God you're praying, but when he
talks to you, you're crazy? |
| Optimist
or Pessimist |
|
"A
pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist
sees the opportunity in every difficulty. "
Sir Winston Churchill
(1874-1965)
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| Husband
Wanted ? |
|
A
lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband
wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They
all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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| Words
of Wisdom |
"I
have often regretted my speech, never my silence."
Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.)
"If
everything seems under control, you're just not going fast
enough."
Mario Andretti
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|
William
Shakespeare
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| "They
do not love that do not show their love."
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| Success |
"Success
is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing
your enthusiasm."
Sir Winston Churchill |
| For
Love or Money ! |
| Did
he really marry her because of her grandfathers fortune ?
He denies it. He says he would have married her no matter
who had left her a fortune ! |
| Instructions
For Life |
| Never
miss a chance to dance with your wife! |
| Things
that make you go Hmmm.... |
| Why
is abbreviation such a long word? |
| Short
and Silly ! |
What
happened to that couple who met in a revolving door ?
They're still going round together !
What's the wife of a hippy called ?
Mississippi ! |
| Things
women should know about men |
|
No,
you can't have the remote control.
Men
don't know anything about handbags. Don't even ask.
We
did water the plants. They died anyway. Nobody knows why
this happens.
Silence
does not need to be filled with discussions about "us"
and "the relationship."
You
probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.
We
really don’t know where the other sock is.
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| Live
Your Life |
"There
are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing
is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
"
Albert
Einstein (1879-1955) |
| The
Rest of Your Life |
When
you realize you want to spend
the rest of your life with somebody,
You
want the rest of your life
to start as soon as possible.
When
Harry Met Sally (Movie)
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|
Friendship: |
"A
friendship founded on business is better than a business founded
on friendship."
John D. Rockefeller (1874-1960) |
| Who’s
Listening |
| The
first few years of married life can be very frustrating.
In
the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman
speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both
speak and the neighbours listen.
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| Dinner
Anyone |
I'll
cook you dinner. What would you like ?
A life assurance policy ! |
| Instructions
for Life |
| No
man is truly married until he understands every word his wife
is NOT saying. |
